kazooie:

legend-of-zeldas-lullaby:

silver-tongues-blog:

mercilessmime:

rayshippouuchiha:

Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Shit must be wild.

Your village has a statue of Link that’s built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offerings and thanks.

One day some fucking kid shows up, breaks all your worship pots, and runs off without anything more than a “YAAAH!” as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You’re confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god.

its like if you met jesus and he was a gremlin

“Slender little twunk” this is 100% accurate tho. Omfg

Sometimes I glide past a tree and grab an apple in mid air and I just imagine Link grabbing it with his mouth like a feral child

catburglarwendy:

ONE PIECE HUNGRY DAYS

memes–memes:

ladyastrelle:

baku:

docteryn:

baku:

why every male protag in a horror game called ethan 

They know what they did

arguably the most ominous reply on any of the my posts 

mjalti:

Does that

• deep yearning to be physically beautiful

ever leave ladies? Does it ever stop girls? Am I going to be free? is this void going to tear me apart like silence black hole eats light?

sunspira:

ilovemusicalyy:

The sentient 8 month mold in the back of my fridge I’ve been avoiding

yuuzhanbong:

prolifeproliberty:

yuuzhanbong:

the millennials behind brand twitters are class traitors no you can’t make me change my mind

Denny’s social media is the exception to this.

they are absolutely not.

powerfrog:

cmder:

powerfrog:

BongWater

and so has he been baptized before the lord

BongWater

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: Your stash of baling wire is under threat, move it to the backup location.

Taurus: The man across the street has been raking for far too long. Something is amiss.

Gemini: When you are not there to see it, the world runs on cycles like the wheels of a great clock.

Cancer: You forgot to say unquote a while back and everything you’ve said since is in reference to something david bowie supposedly wrote.

Leo: The autumn brings peace, and applesauce. Mostly applesauce.

Virgo: The tuft of dead insects you find behind your furniture can be used to tell the future if you pay enough attention.

Libra: You are stressed about money. Worry not, a toad with stags antlers will assist you in understanding how to refinance.

Scorpio: There is something small and nameless between your fingers and the screen. It loves you.

Capricorn: Drown in your local pool.

Aquarius: Rise above the situation by constructing a system of pulleys.

Pisces: Focus intently on the motion of your diaphragm. Pay attention to your diaphragm.